shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music Hahaha! Just made my day!!!
itscaseylove: One thing I don’t understand is when a cashier at a grocery store asks you what you’re going to make with the things you’re buying. I go to Publix and I bought pie crust, and Jello Cheesecake mix. The girl proceeds to ask “oh you finna make a cheesecake?” No, i’m going to make spaghetti with this pie crust & cheesecake mix.
Semi permanent: So I've decided to help people. →
kiaraface: Even if I just get through to one person. My younger sister was telling me how some of the girls in her year and above are “cutting themselves”. Now, by what she told me they’re less than cat scratches, but I want them to know thats how it starts. If they get in the habit of doing it for little…
LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.– A. A. Milne (via alecshao)
methlabrador: if someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he give you his car keys. if he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. this also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know
sconegossard: this lady on tv was like “band shirts are okay but not for everyday” don’t tell me how to live
cowboysong: IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO EVERY FAMOUS MAN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE PLEASE DO NOT PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR POCKETS BECAUSE TEENAGE GIRLS ON THE INTERNET WILL AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME ITS YOUR 50 INCH PENIS AND MARK A GIANT RED CIRCLE AROUND IT ON PAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for your time